Listen to me,
I will give you some pieces of advice,
1. You can take a horse to the water, but
you can’t make him drink.
2. You cannot burn the candle at both
ends.
3. Do not make me kiss, and you will
not make me sin.
4. Variety is the spice of life.
5. Unequal marriages are seldom happy.
6. That one will not, another will.
7. Scepters and suitors hate competitors.
8. Raw veal and chickens make fat
ehurchyards.
9. Quietness is best, as the fox said
when he bit the cock’s head off
10. Old love and brands are kindled in
all seasons.
11. What is worth doing at all is worth
doing well.
12. Never is a long time.
13. Man’s extremity is God’s
opportunity.
14. Least said, soonest mended.
15. Keep your shop and your shop will
keep you.
16. Keep your tongue within your teeth.
17. Judge not a book by its cover.
18. If ifs and ands were pots and pans,
there’d be no work for tinkers’
hands. If you can’t be good, be careful.
19. Hard cases make bad law.
20. Give and take is fair play.
21. Fair words butter no parsnips.
22. Home is home though it’s never so
homely.
23. Delays are the death of suitors.
24. Don’t count your chickens before
they are hatched.
25. Beauty draws more than oxen.
26. A bellowing cow soon forgets her
calf.
Just take good care of yourself!
